Nov
25
Terrible Limerick
A man from Moscow named Chekhov
Found himself with quite a bad cough.
As he hacked,
Something cracked,
And his penis literally fell off.
There is only ONE google result for the exact phrase “his penis literally fell off.” Can we rectify this please? Make it your good deed for the day. Post a complete sentence with the phrase in it. “I was talking to Jimmy in recess when his face turned ghostly white. I looked down and he shook his trouser leg: turns out, his penis literally fell off.”