January 2010
3 posts
I’m going to the fucking moon. Don’t ask questions. I’M JUST GOING OKAY?!
December 2009
1 post
This is the worst blog ever.
November 2009
10 posts
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Terrible Limerick
A man from Moscow named Chekhov Found himself with quite a bad cough. As he hacked, Something cracked, And his penis literally fell off.
aboutgeorge:
There is only ONE google result for the exact phrase “his penis literally fell off.” Can we rectify this please? Make it your good deed for the day. Post a complete sentence with the phrase in it. “I was talking to Jimmy in recess when his face...
Why is it that on mockumentary shows, no one knows anything “secret” from the last season in the next one? For instance, on The Office, Dwight and Angela were secretly together for a couple seasons and the audience was fully aware. But no one in the office knew.
If you were being filmed all day, wouldn’t you, at some point, sit together with your coworkers and watch this stuff?
A unicorn is just a horse with a petrified penis stuck to its head.
A True Story About A Lie I Once Told
Once in high school, I walked into my History class 20 minutes late. Naturally, my teacher asked where I had been. I told him I was attacked by rabid Manchester United fans. My teacher, who was a die hard Liverpool fan, laughed and told me to sit down.
Moses supposes his toes are roses….
But Moses is FUCKING WRONG.
“This is a haiku.
1, 2, 3, 4.”
– Benjamin Franklin
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Moose.
There are 17 children for every moose on this planet. Think about it.
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Cotton
Cotton is a plant fiber used to make textiles. Many believe that this is its main use, but in fact, the automotive industry purchases approximately 80% of the world’s cotton to use in air bags as an extra protective, fluffy cushioning. Cotton is also occasionally dyed garish colours and fed to small children, who will eat anything if it is a bright enough colour.
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